Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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