Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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