I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
