im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
