He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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