I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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