school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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