I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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