Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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