weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
How's work?
Spinning.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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