Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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