Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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