it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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