I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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