Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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