I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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