So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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