doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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