i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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