Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
