What a fucking waste of an outfit
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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