There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We just shotgunned beers for America
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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