White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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