Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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