She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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