i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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