Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
