You were right. It hurts to walk today.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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