I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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