why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
