I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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