ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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