shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
And then my night got REAL pukey
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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