This dress was meant to end up on your floor
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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