We're facebook friends in real life
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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