I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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