she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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