you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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