"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We need to rekindle our bromance
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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