She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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