BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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