He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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