I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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