I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Randomize
