The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I have demons in me.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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