So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
