I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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