thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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