He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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