His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
ugly people sure do ruin things
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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